1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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