I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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