i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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