Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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