Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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