Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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