One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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