New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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