yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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