he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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