You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Can I color on your dick again?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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