I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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