Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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