I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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