John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
But theres a keg here and me gusta
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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