you guys were way drunker than both of me
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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