It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Mom said you looked used
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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