I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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