it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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