But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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