The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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