I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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