How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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