Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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