Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
