You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
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