margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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