what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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