his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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