i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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