real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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