the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
My pussy is not your playground.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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