And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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