so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize
