Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Randomize
