I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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