youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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