Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Come see our sink grown plant.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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