The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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