I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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