she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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