i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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