yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I CAN MOONWALK!
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
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