idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
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