Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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