they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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