she smelled like a LAN party
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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