I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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