i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
