How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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